Friday, August 04, 2006

OH SHIT!

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)High
Level 2 (Lustful)High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Seventh Level of Hell
Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

6 comments:

MCALDWELLC said...

Yeah, I'm the first to post to my own blog...what of it? You should probably be scared of me...and all of my rage...I am a time bomb just waiting to go off...watch out "anonymous!"

minus five said...

yeah well i'm in purgatory, so take that.

Tania Rochelle said...

At least Mary's not Saddam, Sarah.

MCALDWELLC said...

Yeah, Sarah...at least I'm not Saddam...I'm Einstein in case you forgot.

minus five said...

t: you were saddam, too. that must mean that the test scored me wrong because saddam couldn't be in purgatory. just because einstein was smart doesn't mean he was a good person.

cla said...

i'm almost disapointed... i only drop into the 2nd level... at least i'm in good company - cleopatra and helen of troy